Wednesday, April 2, 2008

How to get a girlfriend???!?!?!(to those who dont have GF)

Raymonds theory!!!(although it is not proven)(and i dont have a GF)(and i am planning to get 1 but it will be someone i know)(hehe)

1. Be clean. Teeth must not have stains or food stuff.... rince yr mouth after every meal. who wants to talk to u when yr teeth looks dirty....do that especially after a coffee drink... dont let sweat smell to be smelled.... girls run away when they smell sth like sweat... then make sure yr clothes are clean and been ironed....
2. SHOW YR BREAST !!!!have a good posture while meeting a girl... don be tortoise and it makes ppl like look fitter. hahah
3. choose a theme for yr dressing.. eg.when going to have a dinner at restaurant dont dress like a begger la... dress like formal la but dont over do it.... so depands on the situation and yr girl dressing... dont be like this...you are dressing formal with a coat and yr gf dress a jeans anda t shirt..... she will feel shy and think that u r too high class for her....
4. dont invite yr date to go takei at cyber cafe la... she will feel bored... seeing u play ... sigh.. if who do that he is a assh**e....go to a place where she have interest like shopping or singing or even movie..(next time i will post on how to make yr GF enjoy while yr wallet stays safe)
5. make her laugh.... see her ugly face while laughing and confirm that r u sure that u like her....
more on that is laughter makes ppl happy which can build a good relationship.... normal friends will also like u if u make them laugh... if u cannot make ppl laugh then too bad... but maybe i can save u la... ask me la(next time is also on tips to make ppl laugh)
6. ask stupid question but effective to attract her feelings... eg. u know.... will u always this size?
if she have feeling for u she will ans you and continue the conversation....
7. never be a silencer.... if u dont talk then u want GF for what? GF is some one to talk too la...
shit if u have a gf and dont talk...
8. be yourself... dont act cool or something that is not u... she will feel it very well...
9. be protective... always protect her even like small things...eg if yr girl ask u help her out sth dont mention her name or point her when someone ask u... it makes no differences weather u ask or she ask .eg.at the shop u ask for a drink for yrself and her ...never mention her name that she wants that drink or whatever la.. hope u understand
10. look at her at the eyes and touch her when u have the chance....look at her eyes while talking to her and finish it off with a handshake... the handshake must be firm and a little hard.... to show that u r tough
11. be a gentleman... offer most of the time to her ... even when taking a hp number...
make sure u call her and not she call u...
12. always praise her... eg wow u r not only cute ... u r also fun to talk too...
13. once u get that feeling that she is in love with you ask her your proposal and 90% it will be yes(about the feeling i will explain later)Good luck
i will update soon so catch u later
and is u have any comments plz write at the chat box... THX

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